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current:
song| the ocean
by| mae
mood| stiff


silence; broken by your voice in the dark


and i need you now
just like the ocean needs the rain


so it's a sunday?
and i slacked pretty much the whole of the morning
church in the evening is very much
looked forward to - perhaps
and my hunger is dominating.
FOODtime.
sorry guys,
i'll have a proper entry when i'm not all cranky like i am now.
prolly tonight =D


so in the meantime, here's something to crack up your day:

TEDDY BEAR operating manual


1. If Teddy feels hard and smooth and stiff, you probably haven't taken him out of this box yet. Remove at once.


2. Check to make sure his ears are in postion; on top of the bear. If his bottom is on the top - then you're holding him upside down.


3. To get the Teddy right-side up, take your right hand and rotate him until his ears come up to the top (alternatively, you could try standing on your head)


4. Do NOT plug the Teddy into the nearest electric socket. What are you, some kind of lunatic?


5. Give the Teddy a test hug. If on first squeeze the Teddy still feels hard and smooth and stiff, you are probably still hugging the box. Can't you get rid of the silly box?


6. If on next hug Teddy squeals and licks your ear, you probably picked up the dog, not the Teddy.


7. If you're still reading this, then you haven't yet got rid of the box. Do me a favour and put yourself out of the misery. Throw this away and enjoy the Teddy. Good day to you.


adios.

myprayer` 2:39 PM